Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas (Book/Movie)

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas (Book/Movie)It was only on my actual flight to Vegas, when I had already read the first 100 pages of this cult classic mid-air, that I noticed the irony of my book choice. What an idiot. But after I’d driven across the Mojave Desert three times in a single week, having finished the novel and actually experiencing the hot, lonely, stretch of roads described within, I decided to view the movie for my second time with the wife. Y’know, just to round out the trip. Hunter S. Thompson’s drug-fueled binge across the same area in the early 1970’s resembled my vacation to the surrounding parklands in no way whatsoever, but the movie/book combo still struck a familiar nerve and resonated with me somehow.

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AI War: Fleet Command (VG)

AI War: Fleet Command (VG)See, when a game concept loves another game concept very much, they do a “special hug” to produce an even cooler and more interesting gaming genre. Back in the day, a spreadsheet was impregnated by a roving atlas only to sire a long line of Paradox Interactive’s unique brand of complex Grand Strategy. Elsewhere, the classic board game of Chess mated with a ‘roided Real Time Strategy to produce a little guy named “Supreme Commander: Forged Alliance”, whom went on to have a fling with Marketing to ultimately dilute its lineage. “Sins of a Solar Empire” was the coddled love-child of a long string of “4X” games whom ultimately decided to go rogue and get rid of the Turn-Based element to their family’s chagrin, and continues with body modifications and facelifts to this day while flirting with and inspiring new types of games. Anyways, Grand Strategy, Forged Alliance, Sins of a Solar Empire, and an internet whore called Turret Defense (who has enough bastard offspring to invade China) all had the notion to have a group orgy and produced the under-appreciated indie game known as “AI War: Fleet Command”.

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Gamer Death: A Developer’s Responsibility?

Gamer Death: A Developer's Responsibility?The game’s name isn’t important, since this has undoubtedly occurred before and will happen again, but the topic-sparking scenario was as follows. A player checked into a private room at a ‘gaming cafe’ and was roused from his desk 40 hours later. The 18 year old stood up and collapsed, dying from a blood clot that had developed from sitting in one place too long. Since the hapless tragedy, a connection has been drawn between the man’s addiction to games and the lack of concern for his well-being. Developers are once again called upon to take the onus of responsibility because of their supposed contribution to his demise. But this is just about as unreasonable as things get to me.

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People Who Rate Everything Either 10 Stars or 1 Star

People Who Rate Everything Either 10 Stars or 1 StarOkay. You’ve got a whole slider of selections on the Internet Movie Database, YouTube, Goodreads.com, Gamespot, Amazon, and others…. Why do some people choose to continuously blast or harp on mediocre products? I envision scenarios where a person becomes absolutely enthralled with a movie/game/book whatever, maybe being introduced to a genre they didn’t know existed, maybe connecting on a personal level with main characters’ victories and defeats, maybe a specific movie dredging the memory of an ex they just can’t seem to shake; these people then saying to themselves, “HEY, I gotta tell the world the specific numeral I believe to be associated with the quality of this experience. And it happens to be the absolute lowest score possible, like, on the same par with other absolutely horrendous and depressing pieces of work that I’ve seen. And gosh, this happens to me a lot!” Who are these inexperienced whiners consistently bemoaning the total failures or epic wins of just your average action movie or shallow book, one that is more deserving of 4’s and 6’s than the root canal (1) of the media or even the lottery winning (10) experience?

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Firefly (TV)

Firefly (TV)Firefly is a “space-western” series spawned from the mind of Joss Whedon whom, himself, has been promoted to near god-like status among his throng of devoted followers. He’s the guy that helped bring you such atrocities as Buffy the Vampire Slayer (series), Alien Ressurrection, and Speed, but redeems himself (and more) with his hand in Titan A.E., Toy Story, and the original X-Men. (And I am personally on the fence on how I feel about the movie Waterworld.) The guy has a whole resume’ of creative works and talent to back up his name, but when the Fox Network originally aired his strange brand of science fiction drama complete with faster-than-light engines with an equal amount of horse riding, the professional Nerding community called “foul” and rightfully so, due to Fox’s releasing the episodes out of order and ultimately canceling the series before even the first season could conclude. After watching them all on Netflix, I can say that I’m a little surprised the show wasn’t renewed for at least another season, though I don’t count myself among the moaning masses that demands they get one.

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