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Strategic\u00a0pillows make awkward parting gifts for motel housekeeping.<\/p>\n ————————————————————————————————<\/p>\n “Fortune Cookies”. This is neither.<\/p>\n ————————————————————————————————<\/p>\n Supersize me. And\u00a0throw in\u00a0honey mustard for the 6 piece toddler tenders.<\/p>\n ————————————————————————————————<\/p>\n An aging Jean-Claude Van Ad offers leering proctology exams after\u00a0bemusement at his fiery hemorrhoid sharts.<\/p>\n I better give\u00a0GoDaddy more dollars and personal info because this violating Yahoo banner doesn’t quite\u00a0reach me.<\/p>\n Go get bronzed in a blaze started by your own anus you lumpy leather man-purse of a washed up B movie line speaker.<\/p>\n You’re likely capable of killing\u00a0with\u00a0one overly-splayed roundhouse kick but\u00a0retain no appeal as a dilluted Schwarzenegger alternative.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n ————————————————————————————————<\/p>\n Blame Buzzfeed. I can’t\u00a0find the answer anywhere. I tried alpha-numeric substitution with Caesar ciphers, phone buttons, 1’s as slashes (for division), and considered athelete #s using “12” as a key. I even got an arena map. Now this shall haunt you.<\/p>\n ————————————————————————————————<\/p>\n There’s a metaphor in here. Somewhere.<\/p>\n ————————————————————————————————<\/p>\n He can’t “see” himself in the mirror, so I’m not sure how Dusty finally noticed ————————————————————————————————<\/p>\n Fake fry at Whataburger gets me every time.<\/p>\n ————————————————————————————————<\/p>\n Handicapable…. of off-roading. Needs some spinners on this bee-yotch.<\/p>\n ————————————————————————————————<\/p>\n I’m intolerant, so this is a true workplace Demotivational. Dubious Healing Promotion.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" ———————————————————————————————— ———————————————————————————————— Strategic\u00a0pillows make awkward parting gifts for motel housekeeping. ———————————————————————————————— “Fortune Cookies”. This is neither. ———————————————————————————————— Supersize me. And\u00a0throw in\u00a0honey mustard for the 6 piece toddler tenders. ———————————————————————————————— An aging Jean-Claude Van Ad offers leering proctology exams after\u00a0bemusement at … Continue reading <\/a><\/p>\n<\/a><\/p>\n<\/a><\/p>\n<\/a><\/a><\/p>\n<\/a><\/p>\n<\/a><\/p>\n<\/a><\/p>\n
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